An apology.

I feel ashamed I have deserted my own Food hack blog.
I do have a feeling I'm back for good. In the past two years I've been through a lot of dieting and exercising, only to gain everything back in the course of 10 months. What happened? Negligence happened.
I am back though to continue on this journey of healthy eating and trying to have a social life as well.
As far as I am aware you're allowed to have your cake and eat too no?  NOPE. But I will never give up.

Well for my first comeback post just a little update on my eating habits.

I have 200g of protein a day
Lots of veggies
Some fruit
Lots of water
and 21g of carbs

Not just any carbs, mainly peanut butter or Melba toast.

YES I said Melba Toast. Here's the thing they make special garlic and herb Melba toast and let me tell you it makes a great replacement for croutons in your salad! its really great!

I've always wanted to try Unicorn Poop

Click the link below  this person gives you detailed instructions on how to make them.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/

Having the breakfast of the champions!

So I haven't checked in here in a while, but I found this and completely  had to post this up. Not only does it look fancy, but amazingly delicious ! hope you guys try this at home !!!

Do You Dare??

Meet the Mountain Dew Jam

Here are the Instructions:

3 1/4 cups Mountain Dew soda 2 tablespoons lemon juice 4 1/2 cups sugar 1 package Sure Jell pectin

Read the directions for jelly on the Sure Jell box. Get your canning implements ready, and make sure your jars are prepped and clean. In a large pot, combine the Mt. Dew and lemon juice and bring to a boil. Allow to boil for 3 minutes. Let cool slightly. Follow the Sure Jell directions for making jelly. Pour the jelly into clean, prepared jars. Prepare a canning pot with boiling water, and process the jars in the boiling water bath for 10 minutes. Makes 3 to 4 pints of jelly, depending on whether or not you reduce the liquid 

Are you guys looking to cut down on carbs?? This is a great alternative for bread!

http://cavemanketo.com/2012/02/15/faux-bread-quest-holy-grail-almond-buns/

Ill try to do it over the weekend ! :)

This looks soo amazing !

INSTANT CAKE?

Follow instructions :

3-2-1 cake' or as i call them 'mini cakes in about 3 minutes':

What you need:

1 box angel food cake mix

1 box of any other cake mix (I use confetti cake!)

water

optional: Frosting or other preferred cake topping

What you do

Empty both cake mixes into a gallon size ziplock bag (Seal) & shake to mix them well

In a smallish microwave-safe bowl or cup, mix 3tablespoons of the cake mix with 2 tablespoons of water

Microwave on high for 1 minute

AHH if i wasnt dieting. Anyways hope you enjoy ! 

Desserts To Lick Your Fingers!

Want to serve ice cream that will blow your guests minds?

EDIBLE CUPS SAYS IT ALL!

Please click the link to view the recipe. Pro tip go to your nearest convenience store and buy small water balloons.

http://i.imgur.com/TvTMQ.jpg

Chip Eaters.

 
If you have these chips at your super market get them !!! they are by far my favorite chips. if you cannot find them any regular flavor chips will do .



put them in a small size bowl so you wont over eat, or what ever bowl; just make sure you  now how much you are eating. Rule #1 everything in moderation is good for you.

 

 once in the bowl if you like lime ,

Squeeze the lime into the bowl of chips and voila !


Great for mid afternoon snacks! 

Get together at home?

I've been fond of these orange "jelloshots" its an awesome way to impress when you have guests over. :)

click link below for recipe :
http://imgur.com/tsYwP